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Encouraging the Illicit Purchase of Prescription Medications
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Dealing with Pain or Cough? Seek Medical Attention
If you're dealing with pain or a cough that won't go away, it's crucial to reach out to a medical professional. They can thoroughly diagnose the underlying of your symptoms and suggest safe and legal treatment. Self-treating can sometimes worsen your condition, so it's always best to receive professional help.